Moist ButtCheeks

{{NSFW}}I panted as I grabbed my buttcheeks and slammed them hard together. Grunting with ''excruciating'' pain, I pulled the flaps further away from each other. The cheeks kept getting sweatier and sweatier, until I had decided to let go of them. It felt good the way it slammed together even harder than before. I slowly put my hand on my sweaty buttcheek, and felt how moist and soggy and warm and soft it was. I blushed so hard that when I looked into a mirror my face was as red as a chili pepper. I then did the unthinkable. I grabbed my cheeks and pulled them

EVEN ''FURTHER,'' THAT IT WAS NOT EVEN PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE TO HAVE THEM ''APART ''LIKE THAT.

When I let go of them, it was biggest mistake of my life. When they slammed together, I was warped into another dimension and was killed instantly. Take this as a warning... for you may be next.